A recent study has shown that, contrary to earlier findings, sex with kittens does NOT cure cancer. Doctors are now scrambling to distance themselves from the issue.
“Uhm… we are currently offering a full refund, no questions asked,” said a cashier at Petsmart, which has sold thousands of ‘Cancer Kitties’ to desperate owners, “But we haven’t been getting many back.”
“We are fairly confident now that rubbing these cute, cuddly, furry, highly erotic animals up and down, all over our bodies… ahem… it most likely will not cure cancer,” announced the Surgeon General, “But uhm – it sure is a lot of fun?”
