Leading Racists Band Together to Prepare for Y3K
In a rally in Ferguson, Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson announced yet another forward-thinking plan…
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Multi-untalented individual, completely devoid of creativity, passion, or ambition - yet infinitely infinite, infinitesimally so...
Rising Hip-Hop Star Gunned Down by Grandmother
Hip-Hop Star Trippy Licks, best known for his songs “Beautiful Strong Black Women” and “Fun…
Student Newspaper Caught in Bizarre Hazing Scandal
The Crimson White, the student newspaper at the University of Alabama, is currently under investigation…
SHOCK POLL: Most Americans are Complete Morons
The latest Rasmussen poll reveals that the majority of Americans who participate in polls are…
Are YOU Ready!?!
Yeah, me neither. But here’s the DEAL OF A LIFETIME!!! DRUGS! PROSTITUTES! MONEY! We don’t…
“I’m With Stupid” T-Shirts Banned in Arkansas
While the citizens of Arkansas have always shown a penchant for novelty gags – from…
Whales Saved! Greenpeace Searches for New Project
News that the whales are now officially saved is drawing mixed reactions from members of…
Tobacco Companies Sue Dead Smoker for $150 Million  
“We’re fighting fire with fire,” Lee Thornton, spokesman for the tobacco companies, told reporters outside…
Pebbles Flintstone Bares All in Playboy
Pebbles is back in the spotlight again – but this time, the former child cartoon…
Sex with Kittens does NOT Cure Cancer
A recent study has shown that, contrary to earlier findings, sex with kittens does NOT…