SHOCK POLL: Most Americans are Complete Morons



The latest Rasmussen poll reveals that the majority of Americans who participate in polls are morons. 92% of respondents were unable to correctly answer a battery of questions quizzing their basic knowledge of science, math, and the humanities.
Democrats blamed Republicans for failing to support public education. In turn, Republicans blamed Democrats for lowering education standards. This fell in line with the survey results – as most morons (97%) blamed someone else for their shortcomings.


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