Tobacco Companies Sue Dead Smoker for $150 Million  


Peggy Sue Sued“We’re fighting fire with fire,” Lee Thornton, spokesman for the tobacco companies, told reporters outside the courthouse, “No more Mr. Nice Guy! From now on – if you sue us, we’re suing you!”
Peggy Sue Johnson, widow of the late defendant, will be defending herself in the case.
“My lawyers done left me now,” Peggy Sue sobbed, “Poor Harold lost his lawsuit – now them tobacco companies are comin’ after me. I ain’t got nothin’ more to give.”
“Shut up, you old hag!” Lee Thornton shouted at the woman, “You should’ve thought about that before you started this crap. Who’s your daddy now?”


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